Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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