You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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