Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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