Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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