your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Sext me about skeletons
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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