I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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