i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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