Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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