i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
