if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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