How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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