Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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