White coat. Heels.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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