He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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