Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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