6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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