I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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