I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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This baby is an asshole
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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