So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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