I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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