Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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