I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Are we still banned from the library?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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