It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
tell me about the eggs
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