Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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