If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Randomize
