Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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