big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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