If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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