I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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