he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
did i just pee glitter
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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