Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
COCAINE IS GR8
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