you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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