i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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