Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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