i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
