We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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