Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
