I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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