Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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