How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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