How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Holy shit dude........stairs
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