I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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