I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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