Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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