He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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