I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
do nipples grow back?
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