I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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