eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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