We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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