some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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