so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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