I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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