Don't you send me to vm
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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