You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I lost the right to judge tonight
All I want is dick and wine.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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