dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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