have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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